| 11. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days... more
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| 12. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de... more
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| 13. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !... more
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| 14. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !... more
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| 15. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !... more
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| 16. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P... more
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| 17. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !... more
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| 18. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more
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| 19. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !... more
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| 20. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school... more
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