| 21. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.... more
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| 22. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.... more
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| 23. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks Im crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: G... more
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| 24. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!... more
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| 25. | Category: Salesmen jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: Im a salesman and I keep sell... more
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| 26. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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| 27. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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| 28. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasnt the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, Im coming to it.... more
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| 29. | Category: Dentist jokes  |
| Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain... more
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| 30. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help?Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much cl... more
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