| 11. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| 12. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more
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| 13. | Category: School jokes  |
| Man: "Hows your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research,... more
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| 14. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?Player: I finished it in three days... more
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| 15. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?Player: I finished it in three days!... more
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| 16. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Manager: Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a years time?Young player: OK, Il... more
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| 17. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Whys that?Manager: Everytime he plays I w... more
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| 18. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How ?Cap... more
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| 19. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How?Capta... more
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| 20. | Category: Children jokes  |
| Mandy was applying for a summer job.How old are you? asked the owner of the store.Im twelve years old, Sir, answered Man... more
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