| 1. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes  |
| Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more
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| 3. | Category: Humor jokes  |
| Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, its not broken, the batterys flat. Well, what shape should it be?... more
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| 4. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| 5. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!... more
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| 6. | Category: Money jokes  |
| Dad, would you like to save some money?I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I wont... more
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| 7. | Category: Brother and sister jokes  |
| Dad: Dont be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he ge... more
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| 8. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christma... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 10. | Category: Biologist jokes  |
| Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication.... more
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