| 1. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!... more
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| 2. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I cant understand you. You should really take something for t... more
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| 3. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. Youre an ambulance!... more
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| 4. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriends line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few... more
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| 5. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| Caller: Operator! Operator! I dont know whats wrong with my phone, but I cant make long distance calls any longer! Opera... more
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| 6. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes  |
| Calvin went to Pearsons Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldnt sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner... more
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| 7. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today!Camper: It should, I practised all night!... more
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| 8. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.Is that bull safe? someone asked... more
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| 9. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Cow jokes  |
| Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure Ive heard of... more
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