10 Highest Rated Short Jokes:
| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  | | If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... [more]
| | 2. | Category: Aardvark jokes | | What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!... [more]
| | 3. | Category: Aardvark jokes | | What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!... [more]
| | 4. | Category: Aardvark jokes | | What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... [more]
| | 5. | Category: Accountant jokes | | What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... [more]
| | 6. | Category: Accountant jokes | | What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... [more]
| | 7. | Category: Accountant jokes | | A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and then says, "Tell you what, Ill bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact... [more]
| | 8. | Category: Ant jokes | | What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?Antteneye !... [more]
| | 9. | Category: Ant jokes | | What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?All sorts of antics !... [more]
| | 10. | Category: Ant jokes | | What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?Your great-ant !... [more]
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| 10 Newest Short Jokes:
| 1. | Category: Food jokes  | | What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta... [more]
| | 2. | Category: Dog jokes  | | whats a dogs favourite colour? Grrrreen... [more]
| | 3. | Category: Computer jokes  | | A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the... [more]
| | 4. | Category: Computer jokes | | This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"... [more]
| | 5. | Category: Computer jokes  | | Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.... [more]
| | 6. | Category: Computer jokes | | What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... [more]
| | 7. | Category: Computer jokes | | Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... [more]
| | 8. | Category: Aardvark jokes | | What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!... [more]
| | 9. | Category: Aardvark jokes | | What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... [more]
| | 10. | Category: Aardvark jokes | | What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... [more]
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