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| | Category: Sport jokes  | | Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!... [more]
| | | Category: Money jokes | | Dad, would you like to save some money?I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I wont wear my shoes out so fast.... [more]
| | | Category: Internet jokes | | What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.... [more]
| | | Category: Police jokes | | A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. Whats more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too.Said the policeman, "Ill bet that youre also an escape artist-probably better than Houdini."The giant nodded."If I had some chains," the deputy continued, "you could show us how strong you really are. But all Ive got is a set of handcuffs. Why dont you see just ho... [more]
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10 Highest Rated Short Jokes:
| 1. | Category: Birthday jokes  | | A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistim... [more]
| | 2. | Category: Food jokes | | A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.... [more]
| | 3. | Category: Mouse jokes | | What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !... [more]
| | 4. | Category: Old age jokes | | An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voi... [more]
| | 5. | Category: Restaurant jokes | | Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.... [more]
| | 6. | Category: School jokes | | Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you werent the best teacher in the school... [more]
| | 7. | Category: Women jokes | | If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. Hell shut up once you let him in.... [more]
| | 8. | Category: Zoo jokes | | A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up... [more]
| | 9. | Category: Computer jokes | | Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer guy, over to her desk. Prem clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.As he was walking away, J... [more]
| | 10. | Category: Computer jokes | | I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!... [more]
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| 10 Newest Short Jokes:
| 1. | Category: Food jokes  | | What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta... [more]
| | 2. | Category: Dog jokes  | | whats a dogs favourite colour? Grrrreen... [more]
| | 3. | Category: Computer jokes | | A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the... [more]
| | 4. | Category: Computer jokes | | This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"... [more]
| | 5. | Category: Computer jokes | | Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.... [more]
| | 6. | Category: Computer jokes | | What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... [more]
| | 7. | Category: Computer jokes | | Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... [more]
| | 8. | Category: Aardvark jokes | | What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!... [more]
| | 9. | Category: Aardvark jokes | | What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... [more]
| | 10. | Category: Aardvark jokes | | What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... [more]
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