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1. What did the boa constrictor say to its victim? "I've got a crush on you."

Added about 1 year ago in Snake jokes  

2. Where did the cow go for his holiday? Moo Zealand.

Added about 1 year ago in Cow jokes  

3. Why do elephants have trunks? Because they can't fit everything into a handbag.

Added about 1 year ago in Elephant jokes  

4. Why did the girl cut a hole in her new umbrella? Because she wanted to tell when it stopped raining.

Added about 1 year ago in Weather jokes  

5. Did you hear about the boy who stole some rhubarb? He was put into custardy.

Added about 1 year ago in Food jokes  

6. How do dinosaurs pass exams? With extinction.

Added about 1 year ago in Dinosaur jokes  

7. What do you call a lion wearing a hat? A dandy lion.

Added about 1 year ago in Various animal jokes  

8. Why did the boy wear five watches? He liked to have a lot of time on his hands.

Added about 1 year ago in Time jokes  

9. How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it.

Added about 1 year ago in Sport jokes  

10. Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!

Added about 1 year ago in Dog jokes  

11. Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.

Added about 1 year ago in Cow jokes  

12. What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

Added about 1 year ago in Dinosaur jokes  

13. Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

Added about 1 year ago in Humor jokes  

14. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Added about 1 year ago in Sport jokes  

15. What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.

Added about 1 year ago in Cat jokes  

16. Why can't a bike stand on its own? It's two tired.

Added about 1 year ago in Bicycle jokes  

17. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks "How do you drive this thing?"

Added about 1 year ago in Humor jokes  

18. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.

Added about 1 year ago in Banana jokes  

19. My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he's only got his shelf to blame.

Added about 1 year ago in Idiot and fool jokes  

20. What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie

Added about 1 year ago in Dentist jokes