| 1. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes  |
| Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heavens getting pretty close to full today, and Ive been asked to admit o... [more]
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| 2. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....H... [more]
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| 3. | Category: Salesmen jokes |
| Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, "Im returning on the next flight. Cant sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot."At... [more]
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the bickering and told them that he would judge a contest between them. They each had four hours to wri... [more]
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| 5. | Category: Aardvark jokes |
| What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!... [more]
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| 6. | Category: Aardvark jokes |
| What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... [more]
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| 7. | Category: Ant jokes |
| What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?All sorts of antics !... [more]
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| 8. | Category: Ant jokes |
| What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?Your great-ant !... [more]
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisle with his elbow. The flight attendant immediately took a spoon from his pocket and placed it on his... [more]
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! "Holy cow! Did you see that!? That guy just ju... [more]
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