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1. What did the boa constrictor say to its victim? "I've got a crush on you."
Added over 3 years ago in Snake jokes2. Where did the cow go for his holiday? Moo Zealand.
Added over 3 years ago in Cow jokes3. Why do elephants have trunks? Because they can't fit everything into a handbag.
Added over 3 years ago in Elephant jokes4. Why did the girl cut a hole in her new umbrella? Because she wanted to tell when it stopped raining.
Added over 3 years ago in Weather jokes5. Did you hear about the boy who stole some rhubarb? He was put into custardy.
Added over 3 years ago in Food jokes6. How do dinosaurs pass exams? With extinction.
Added over 3 years ago in Dinosaur jokes7. What do you call a lion wearing a hat? A dandy lion.
Added over 3 years ago in Various animal jokes8. Why did the boy wear five watches? He liked to have a lot of time on his hands.
Added over 3 years ago in Time jokes9. How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it.
Added over 3 years ago in Sport jokes10. Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!
Added over 3 years ago in Dog jokes11. Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
Added over 3 years ago in Cow jokes12. What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Added over 3 years ago in Dinosaur jokes13. Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Added over 3 years ago in Humor jokes14. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Added over 3 years ago in Sport jokes15. What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Added over 3 years ago in Cat jokes16. Why can't a bike stand on its own? It's two tired.
Added over 3 years ago in Bicycle jokes17. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks "How do you drive this thing?"
Added over 3 years ago in Humor jokes18. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.
Added over 3 years ago in Banana jokes19. My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he's only got his shelf to blame.
Added over 3 years ago in Idiot and fool jokes20. What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie
Added over 3 years ago in Dentist jokes