10 Highest Rated Short Jokes:
| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  | | Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... [more]
| | 2. | Category: Birthday jokes | | A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistim... [more]
| | 3. | Category: Blonde jokes | | A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night hes doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, hes going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the... [more]
| | 4. | Category: Dinosaur jokes | | Q: Whats green and purple and goes up and down?A: Barney in an elevator.... [more]
| | 5. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, "If they were to drop a bomb right now, what would be the first thing you would do?"The second Marine said, "I would screw the fi... [more]
| | 6. | Category: Old age jokes | | An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voi... [more]
| | 7. | Category: Pig jokes | | A pigs favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.... [more]
| | 8. | Category: Restaurant jokes | | Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.... [more]
| | 9. | Category: Computer jokes | | I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!... [more]
| | 10. | Category: Computer jokes | | There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what cou... [more]
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| 10 Newest Short Jokes:
| 1. | Category: Food jokes  | | What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta... [more]
| | 2. | Category: Dog jokes  | | whats a dogs favourite colour? Grrrreen... [more]
| | 3. | Category: Computer jokes | | A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the... [more]
| | 4. | Category: Computer jokes  | | This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"... [more]
| | 5. | Category: Computer jokes  | | Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.... [more]
| | 6. | Category: Computer jokes | | What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... [more]
| | 7. | Category: Computer jokes | | Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... [more]
| | 8. | Category: Aardvark jokes | | What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!... [more]
| | 9. | Category: Aardvark jokes | | What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... [more]
| | 10. | Category: Aardvark jokes | | What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... [more]
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