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| | Category: Christmas jokes  | | I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... [more]
| | | Category: Yo momma jokes | | Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to usethe bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.... [more]
| | | Category: Ethnic jokes | | Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, shes old enough.If it isnt, cut the barrel down a bit.... [more]
| | | Category: Ghost jokes | | What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?"Dont get your sheets dirty!"... [more]
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10 Highest Rated Short Jokes:
| 1. | Category: Blonde jokes  | | A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night hes doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, hes going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the... [more]
| | 2. | Category: Business jokes | | When Abraham Liebowitz gets to school he discovers that he is the only Jewish kid in the class. But its a decent town and nobody really bothers him. One day the teacher asks the class "Who was the greatest person who eve... [more]
| | 3. | Category: Dentist jokes | | A husband and wife entered the dentists office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I dont want gas or Novocain because Im in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.""Youre a brave man," said... [more]
| | 4. | Category: Dinosaur jokes | | Q: Whats green and purple and goes up and down?A: Barney in an elevator.... [more]
| | 5. | Category: Knock Knock jokes | | Knock KnockWhos there !Abe !Abe who ?Abe C D E F G H... !... [more]
| | 6. | Category: Old age jokes | | An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voi... [more]
| | 7. | Category: Computer jokes | | I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!... [more]
| | 8. | Category: Computer jokes | | They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Michigan... [more]
| | 9. | Category: Computer jokes | | "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."... [more]
| | 10. | Category: Accountant jokes | | A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch."I need someone with an accounting d... [more]
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| 10 Newest Short Jokes:
| 1. | Category: Food jokes  | | What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta... [more]
| | 2. | Category: Dog jokes  | | whats a dogs favourite colour? Grrrreen... [more]
| | 3. | Category: Computer jokes | | A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the... [more]
| | 4. | Category: Computer jokes  | | This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"... [more]
| | 5. | Category: Computer jokes | | Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.... [more]
| | 6. | Category: Computer jokes | | What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... [more]
| | 7. | Category: Computer jokes | | Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... [more]
| | 8. | Category: Aardvark jokes | | What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!... [more]
| | 9. | Category: Aardvark jokes | | What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... [more]
| | 10. | Category: Aardvark jokes | | What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... [more]
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